Monday, April 4, 2011

Take the Master Calendar off the computer

  
We hope that you will take this narrative off the computer.  To get notifications on your phone, one option is to go to Google Calendar: My Calendar: Master Calendar: Notifications.

Friday, April 1, 2011

April 1, reconstructed with new features after the mutiny of the morning

Empty Homogenous Time

Empty homogenous time is both shockingly full and teeming with heterogeneous elements. This observer that it is perhaps empty, homogenous mind that appears so simply, and wonders if perhaps this is the genesis of Space, even.... Mind, lotus-blooming as a self-identical, calm Space out of the muddy con-fusion of pure movement.... -Abra-

GOING PRO

COMING SOON

APRIL 1 MUTINY





April 1, 2011.  Day 1 of the thought experiment.  The world is our empty calendar, or rather our empty calendar is the world.  The prelude/ invitation period has passed, and been mutinously deleted by one of our calendar's participants, Jose from NYC. 


Prelude

Welcome,
you've been invited to receive and interact with a story that is using
Google Calendar as a distribution system. Please read on if you are
interested in participating.
All questions may be directed to mastercalendar.biz@gmail.com. The website where this calendar can be viewed by anyone is www.mastercalendar.biz.This
creation myth contains the story of an empty planet with an isolated
inhabitant, whose actions and thoughts describe the naïve desires and
instincts that cause inevitable social constructions such as consensus,
promise, contract, nation, and progress. The first person account
follows the protagonist as we discover the need to plan and secure a
perfect day before the end of time-- that we notice seems to happen
every night around 7pm. The character, we, writes the Master Calendar
in the process of the story, which you are invited to subscribe to.
The slow release of this story will happen through Google reminders or notifications to a
small
public, starting with you. You are one of the chosen few who will
receive the transmission of this story and will experience the thoughts
of the main character, we, through Google notifications on their mobile
devices or desktops. The comprehensive attention of the group of
subscribers on the synchronized experience of taking in a story using
the calendar release method, as well as feeling the feelings of a story
in unison, forms a new territory ripe for colonization.
As you,
we, read the transmissions from the calendar on your desktop or mobile
device, a fraction of you might become this character, we. The
invitation to join us grants you full participation from the Master
Author.IT. The offer includes full read/write access to the calendar
itself, as well as to the other inhabitants of the story’s territory.
At the conclusion of this introductory myth, you will be given the
option to maintain your subscription, or to leave at no cost. A secret
code granting citizenship at the next level will provide optional
further engagement for those who show allegiance to the Master Calendar.
There
is not much time left before tomorrow, so please don't wait. Sign up
for notifications on your cell phone using SMS, email, or desktop
notification, download the calendar onto your calendar, or retroactively
read the calendar like a book at www.mastercalendar.biz.
Need help using the calendar? Contact us or read about the forms of access listed below at http://www.google.com/googlecalendar/new.html
-Calendar on your Phone
-Reminders from all your calendars
-Share calendars with friends
-Your not-so-digital calendar
When
Thu Mar 31 6pm – Fri Apr 1, 2011 6am Pacific Time
Where
Wherever (map)
Calendar
MASTER CALENDAR
Who
(Guest list has been hidden at organizer's request)